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To make a kid less queer

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level 1

I recall a comedian talking about how his mom caught him playing with Barbies, so she bought him a bunch of He-Man figures. You know, the ones that are all shirtless with huge muscles and loincloths? It, uh... backfired.

level 2
3.4k points · 7 days ago

I wonder why playing with barbies is considered gay. There's this alternative or just not have any toys at all.

level 3
3.0k points · 7 days ago

It’s like the logic of being a male cheerleader is “gay”... oh yeah... being around beautiful women is all of a sudden “gay”.

level 4

I had a female cheerleader friend who wanted me to be a cheerleader. She reasoned it like this:

“Do you like lifting? Do you like girls? Well how about lifting girls?”

Best pitch I’ve ever heard.

level 5

So did you become a cheerleader or not?

level 6

Unfortunately I wasn’t in college at that point and now when I’m in college there’s no cheerleaders on the campus I’m at. Also a bit too old now

level 7
324 points · 7 days ago

Not with that attitude!

level 8

2, 4, 6, 8!

level 9
746 points · 7 days ago

Sit at home and masturbate!

level 10

This hit way too close to home

level 10

Now what?

level 10

Well now I certainly feel better about the choice I made!

level 10

1, 3, 5, 9

Try not to get it in your eye!

level 10
12 points · 7 days ago

I saw this as I was navigating away and came back to upvote.

level 10

Commendable

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level 9

1, 6, 5, 5

level 10
33 points · 7 days ago

I just want to fucking die!

level 10

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level 9
16 points · 7 days ago

You're staying up too late! Please kill me

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