"Fine, come back and return the car and I will return the $400, which is what the bill of sale said I sold it for"
Fuck this is genius.
I’m SOOOOO disappointed I didn’t think of that. Or wouldn’t ever...
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Exactly my first thought. If OP had actually played along and signed for the lower value, the obvious response is "what $3600? I sold it for $400 as it clearly says on the bill of sale you have"
This is the best comment here.
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21 year old wants a 750i but can’t afford the $280 tax? Boy is he in for a treat come service time.
Lol, nothing's more expensive than a cheap German car.
Yup. I laughed at one of my best friends be because "I got a 4 year old 535 with only 30k miles for $19K!".. Yeah, have fun when they want $1400 for brakes, and $950 for an ignition module
when you buy 20k car for 10k it means theres 10k in repairs usually
I literally tried to sell my son's 2011 BMW 3 series to some friends for $5000 for their son's first car. The car based on mileage/year/condition is worth $10k according to several estimating sites. Again, these are friends, we were trying to do them a favor and save them some cash so their kid could have a decent starter car.
They want to take it to a mechanic to get it checked out, which I believe is a good practice, so I said sure go ahead.
They came back w/ an estimate totalling $5,000 to fix any/all of the deficiencies on the car (a couple convenience mechanical items, mostly cosmetic items).
Yep, you guessed it, now they want the car for free because they're going to need to put $5k into it...
what the fuck i have no idea how that logic works
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You offer me a banana. Before I accept the banana, I inspect the banana. I discover that the banana is moldy. You now owe me a fresh banana.
No, no. I sample the banana. Now it's not a whole banana anymore and it wasn't even tasty. You fucking owe me a fresh, delicious banana. Are you trying to kill me or my unborn child with that biowaste you call a banana? I demand a good one NOW.
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