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NEVER make a bill of sale that shows less than what you sold the car for!

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level 1
7.3k points · 8 days ago

"Fine, come back and return the car and I will return the $400, which is what the bill of sale said I sold it for"

level 2
1.3k points · 7 days ago

Fuck this is genius.

level 3
274 points · 7 days ago

I’m SOOOOO disappointed I didn’t think of that. Or wouldn’t ever...

level 4
32 points · 7 days ago

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Exactly my first thought. If OP had actually played along and signed for the lower value, the obvious response is "what $3600? I sold it for $400 as it clearly says on the bill of sale you have"

level 2
158 points · 7 days ago

This is the best comment here.

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level 1
16.9k points · 8 days ago

21 year old wants a 750i but can’t afford the $280 tax? Boy is he in for a treat come service time.

level 2
7.9k points · 8 days ago

Lol, nothing's more expensive than a cheap German car.

level 3
2.3k points · 8 days ago · edited 8 days ago

Yup. I laughed at one of my best friends be because "I got a 4 year old 535 with only 30k miles for $19K!".. Yeah, have fun when they want $1400 for brakes, and $950 for an ignition module

level 4
1.2k points · 8 days ago

when you buy 20k car for 10k it means theres 10k in repairs usually

level 5
1.6k points · 8 days ago

I literally tried to sell my son's 2011 BMW 3 series to some friends for $5000 for their son's first car. The car based on mileage/year/condition is worth $10k according to several estimating sites. Again, these are friends, we were trying to do them a favor and save them some cash so their kid could have a decent starter car.

They want to take it to a mechanic to get it checked out, which I believe is a good practice, so I said sure go ahead.

They came back w/ an estimate totalling $5,000 to fix any/all of the deficiencies on the car (a couple convenience mechanical items, mostly cosmetic items).

Yep, you guessed it, now they want the car for free because they're going to need to put $5k into it...

level 6
871 points · 8 days ago

what the fuck i have no idea how that logic works

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level 8

Quick maths

level 9

Qwik mafs

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level 7
492 points · 8 days ago

You offer me a banana. Before I accept the banana, I inspect the banana. I discover that the banana is moldy. You now owe me a fresh banana.

level 8
239 points · 8 days ago

No, no. I sample the banana. Now it's not a whole banana anymore and it wasn't even tasty. You fucking owe me a fresh, delicious banana. Are you trying to kill me or my unborn child with that biowaste you call a banana? I demand a good one NOW.

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