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Secrets of the trade

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level 1
5.9k points · 7 days ago

"He's a natural."

level 2
1.9k points · 7 days ago · edited 7 days ago

I have a cat and other units in my building have reported mice. Not my unit which is on the ground floor where mice would be rampant. I love my cat. He’s such a good boy and earns his keep by keeping my apartment rodent free!

level 3

Right as I read the first time you said units, I imagined you owning like a dozen giant cats.

level 4
266 points · 7 days ago

no, he has one cat, and some other units. a dog, a crocodile, a very large hamster, etc.

level 5

Is it a karate hamster?

level 6

Unfortunately it's a Kia hamster and it only dances in track suits

level 7

Slav hamster?

level 8

With hamster sized ak47 option or no?

level 9

This thread is META AF.

level 9

Of course with ak47, comrade. Ak47's for everyone!

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level 8

A slamster

level 7

Killed in action, I suspect the cat.

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level 7

Haven't you ever wanted to be a big sports hero Coop?

level 7

Man, that’s concise.

level 6

Perhaps a god of hamsters?

level 5
8 points · 7 days ago · edited 7 days ago

IS NO ONE GONNA ADDRESS THE FOOKING CROCODILE. *I can't spell.

level 6

In a while.

level 6
4 points · 7 days ago

What crocodile?

level 7
3 points · 7 days ago

The one past the small door, guarding the TV. Don't you know anything?

level 5

Uberhamsters? Capybaras?

level 4

Absolute units

level 4

Chungi

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