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No super volcano has wiped us yet. But the methane? That's lights out.

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Original Poster2 points · 9 hours ago

I think I saw something about Yosemite, that it’d wipe out everyone from Cali to Montana ... and it blew my mind.. it’s due to erupt any moment as well.

Yellowstone. Erupted three times in 2.4 million years. Last eruption 640 thousand years ago. Estimated to erupt every 600,000 to 800,000 years. We have bigger concerns.

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Original Poster1 point · 8 hours ago

Obviously.. just saying lol

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He looks so pleased with himself.

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Original Poster12 points · 11 hours ago

Great sense of humor ..

Please drop his skincare routine asap

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Original Poster1 point · 11 hours ago

Water lol

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Is that béchamel on the bottom? Dear god I hope it’s béchamel and this is a croque-something.

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Original Poster1 point · 15 hours ago

Haha its a croque madame.. that’s why the eggs on top

My mouth doesn't open that much

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Original Poster3 points · 15 hours ago

The struggle lol 😓

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No way that's batman It's like midday

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Original Poster3 points · 17 hours ago

Lol

This right here made my day.

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Original Poster2 points · 18 hours ago

Me too.

OR, he hates talking to kids so he gives them a book to read so he doesn’t have to engage in awkward haircut talk with them.

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Original Poster3 points · 18 hours ago · edited 17 hours ago

So he would rather lose money then to talk to kids in a profession where you constantly talk to people ? no .

Edit : you edited your msg 5 times man .. lol ima stop answering

That’s a good idea. Not only to encourage reading but to distract the kid. I remember taking my 7yr old nephew to get a haircut. He would nod off or move his head away from the clippers instinctively. A 5 minute haircut would take a half an hour if lucky... I felt so bad for the barber. I would just tip him the cost of the haircut so literally a 100% tip.

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Original Poster13 points · 18 hours ago

Absolutely.. I used to hate haircuts as a kid. Great distraction.

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SOMEONE SET A DONATION SITE UP FOR ME MK I NEED MONEY TO FLY THERE! RN , TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE <3

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Original Poster2 points · 1 day ago

Lmao

How dare you eat my dossants!

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Original Poster1 point · 1 day ago

I’ll never apologize for eating some dossants lol

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331 points · 1 day ago

Forreal though, this kid will grow up to be kind and generous.

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Original Poster79 points · 1 day ago

Absolutely.

Man that was close.

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Original Poster22 points · 1 day ago

Caught a lucky break 😅

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70 points · 1 day ago

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like the middle

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18 points · 1 day ago

Cookie > cream

23 points · 1 day ago

Jeez .. this is a nightmare for me .. I’m a cookie > cream type of guy haha.

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